The internet told me once

That going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time

Inspirational words of wisdom

These words of wisdom have been passed down from generation to generation and are really something to live by.

The Pigs

The pigs were insulted that they were named Hamburger

No Ice Cream

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor were there any money to buy some.

Cats

Seek Success, but always be prepared for random cats to strike.

All about Barley

Barley is a Mini Australian Shepherd who likes the attention of any new human that makes any sort of contact with him.

Barley’s Hobbies

  • Chasing wildlife in the backyard
  • Barking at bicycles
  • Tearing apart any cloth toy

Barley’s Dislikes

  • Water
  • The Vacuum
  • Fireworks