The internet told me once
That going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time
Inspirational words of wisdom
These words of wisdom have been passed down from generation to generation and are really something to live by.
The Pigs
The pigs were insulted that they were named Hamburger
No Ice Cream
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor were there any money to buy some.
Cats
Seek Success, but always be prepared for random cats to strike.
All about Barley
Barley is a Mini Australian Shepherd who likes the attention of any new human that makes any sort of contact with him.
Barley’s Hobbies
- Chasing wildlife in the backyard
- Barking at bicycles
- Tearing apart any cloth toy


Barley’s Dislikes
- Water
- The Vacuum
- Fireworks
